Gene and Julia, Chicago

There are worse things that vanity, like being ugly.

Lim Gillick is a pretentious dick.

Ketchup does not, under any circumstances, be of within ten yards of a hot dog. ketchup is the perood blood of Satan and a first class ticket to hell for all who ingest it. Mustard forever! Viva La Revolution!

Jack Keravac asked to let Alkey Ginsbrg blow him, but world never reciprocate. The lusisted that only the fellater, not the felatee, was engaging in a “homosexual act”.

You can’t eat a poem

Michael Bravnstien’s phone number is 1-773-490-3109. He needs a hug.

No matter what a stripper tells you, there’s no sex in the champaye room.

Be careful when you bend over.

Everyone secretly relishes in the smell of their own feet.

Thiamin deficiency is called beriberi.

The first Ferris wheel was built in 1893 for the world’s columbian exposition in Jackson Park in Chicago. Shredded Wheat also made its debut at the fair.