Amanda, Kerrville, TX

That's dumb
This really irrates me
What?!

Maegon, kerrville, TX

"Cross the monkey bar, but at some point let go."
"you can have it all. just not all at once"

RU1S, Bandera, TX

TV is chewing gum for the eyes

Sorry, cannot read the name.

Work hard so you can make your pay.

Anonymous

Beethoven's work changed not only the perceptions of his contemporaries but the very nature of classical music.

Anonymous

Nasturtium flowers are edible. Try them in a salad! They have a peppery flavor.

Anonymous

Love God with all your hearts, soul, mind and strength.

Anonymous

God is love.

Anonymous

We do not inherent the land from ancestors, but borrow it from our children. 
                                       - native American Proverb

Kiarah Leaf

Hi! my name is Kiarah Leaf. I have be in school! I have learned that you should believe in your self before you try to get done and not try to do your best.

Jeremy (sorry, was not able to read your last name), Chapel hill, NC

"A happy wife is a happy life"
                            - My dad

Paul Calderwood.

Vref for the Piaggio is 120 indicated - PSC ER

Only pilots know what this means.

Willow and Abbey

If there a today theres always a tomorrow!

Dolphins baby are called calf!

nick Tilma, EGR

Bobcats will travel up to 113 miles for several months before they make a home of their own.

Emily Helmus, Cherry Hill

"What is a weed? A plant whose virtues have not yet been discovered"
                                  - Emerson

* Hi Patrick!What a joy to find this little piece of you here! *

Benicia Ctth, Grand Rapids

If you want to change the world, start with your own neighborhood.

Anonymous

Did you know that you can make a battery out of a potato?

Celia rose mccluresikka, age 7

I know that moms is the most special. You can't stop loving them.

I also know that germs are so small that you can't see them.

Karl Westorhof, Alger Hts

Even though the earth is larger than the moon, its twice as far away.

God (signed as)

Love your neighbor as yourself.

ken, Sue and Lu (Rochester, MN)

"You are what you eat."
Today we are yummy chocolate / orange scones

Georgine and Raquel Bello, Baxter, GR, MICH

Remember to walk and spend time outside.

WIlson Dean

Freedom is a state of mind. You are all featherless bipeds.

Adam Langley

This world was created to confuse and disappoint us, and I am grateful.

Emelia, GR.

Don’t expect anything. Everything has to be worked for. Find peace in the little things.

Ben Schual

God loves you no matter what.

Renee, Eastown

In Chinese crisis is written with two characters. One means “danger” and the other means “oppontunity”.

Jeff, Wyoming, 5/12/2010

“I want peace”
If you to move “I” - Ego
and “want” - greed and desire,
you are left with “peace”

Josh, Grand Rapids

She’s awesome.  (a arrow pointing at Jessica's post)


Also: The piece of paper that tells yo what to do with this pad of paper has many errors, possibly intentional ones. For example: “Sted” instead of “Step”, “Filp” instead of “Flip”, etc. Maybe I’, just paranoid, but I think I get a prize now.

Jessica, Allendale/Eastown

When you hold a grudge, against someone- something... the grudge itself is holding you.

Ellen

The blue sky will smother us.

Caroline, EGR

Life goes on.

Stacey, Grand Rapids, MI

I sometimes believe that my dog Turtle and I share the same soul... we probably do.

Anonymous

90% of women are wearing the wrong size bra.

RRC

That’s all life is - a little laugh, a little tear.

sorry every one, I been gone on a small vacation for 6 days... so I was out of town. But now I am back and I am ready to collect all those knowledge again. I will have plenty to post tomorrow. Sorry again for not letting you know about the break.

Anonymous

Fuck 

you 

bithch

God

Zach Fortney, Wyoming, MI

REthink water was Born on Common Grounds

Chris

There are three kinds of people. Those who can count and those who can't.

I see said the blind man as he picked up his hammer and saw.

How Far is up?

E = MC2

There is nothing funny about being serious.

Smile  

(Sorry, cannot read you signature...), Grand Rapids

Troy was sacked and burned today (in 1184 BC)

Erin Rae, Grand Rapids

The universe tastes like Raspberries.

Paul, E. Fulton

God is Love!
Read I Corinthians 13 and substitute the world "God" for the word "Love" (in Wuest Expanded translation is best) and see what you get!

Joi, down twon GR!

The first vibrator was created to cure housewives of an anxiety disorder, needless to say, it became quite the household commodity.

Tarah, NW side!

President Taft got stuck in the bath tub at the White House. So he ordered for a larger tub.

God (signed as)

Love your neighbor as yourself.

Nkondo?

"So Ndi So"

(That is that)

Lambian Binacul, Don't stress out about life and just walk awake and say So nid So - things will be taken care of later.

Good idea about the book!

Scott Woanen, Ottowa Hills, Grand Rapids

Now God's just too damn busy running the universe to be worrying about a dirty old man like me. And all the shit I ever did wrong, and all the shit I plan on doing,in this life it doesn't mean a thing.

Mr. BoBo, Grand Rapids

Sparrow lands on cold winter branches...
                                              -Banana!

Asad Bakkah, Eastown.

Shit happens,
Forgive people.

Bob and Ginnie, North of Market.

If it’s not paradoxical, it’s not the truth.

Erin Cummings, Alger heights.

Try everything twice... Just in case.

Shanna, Eastown

Love everybody. It’s easier than having to pick and choose

Andre, J, phillips

Hello, My name is Andre, J, Phillips and I am an aspiring inventor/ reinventor. And when I was in the Grand Rapids Main Library I was letting my fingers do the walking through the Astronomy section and a book jumped out at me. It is title “The Big Splat; or how the moon came to be” by Dana Mackenzie. When I was skimming through the book I got to a chart on pages 170-171.


    At that moment my life completely changed forever. I know how to solve it. When I read that chart it totally blew my mind. After reading it I had to sign up for the introductory Astronomy telecoms at the Community College. Who knew that science still had mysteries that haven’t been solved already?
I live in Jenison email me at: thedukeofyawn@warpmail.net or take a survey at www.votinggalxy.com. It is extra ordinary science.

I also recommend the movie title “The Dish” and the books titled “Many Skies” by Arthur upgren and “In the Blink of an Eye” by Ididnns Who.

You can find the first two at the Grand apids Main library and the third at theGrandville Library.

Enjoy.

Teion M. Crews, Grand Rapids, MI.

Winners make it happen’ losers, let it happen.. Be a winner and make it happen! It feels better being a winner, than a loser!!!

Anonymous

Trust no bitches you’ll get fucked over lust Bro.

Drive slow so your ex-hces (was hard to read this word, if it is not right, sorry.) can witness what they had.

Tom Campbell, Westside.

Lady Astor once observed that Winston Churchill was Drunk at a party they both were attending and told him as much to which Mr Churchill replied “My dear madam, i maybe drunk but your ugly. In the morning I’ll be sober but you’ll still be ugly!”

Orlando DexaRosa (It was hard to spell your last name... sorry if it is wrong.) (Tony)

I love you, Amy

Seuer Ajim (Lutter’s daughter)

I love working. I worked a lot for the festival. It is fun. I run the cash register and I’m only 10 3/4. If anyone thinks that I’m being forced to work, that is 100% incorrect. I choose to work, I have a choice of staying home and working. I choose to work because I help my parents, I don’t get too many breaks because I have to work.

Kris, (I live in a van)

Be polite and use your manners. We’re all in this together!

Anonymous, Downtwon

Word of K

be willing to be wrong
ask lots of question

Maggie Howard - Heritage Hill

Life sucks, thats what’s so wonderful about it.

“As soon as you’re born you start dying so you might as well have a good time”

Cake

Orlando DexaRosa (It was hard to spell your last name... sorry if it is wrong.) (Tony)

Amy Primm, I love you!!!

Brithy Doug

Word of knowledge never let ya friends run over you :(
Never!!!

Zac Thiel, Wealthy Street

“I got a hand
So I got a fist
So I got a plan
It’s the best that I can do
You say it’s in God’s hands?
Well God doesn’t always have
the best Goddamn plans, does He?”

                    -Wolf Parade


Facebook.com/smokingcrocodilercords

Deb Smith

Do unto others as you would have done to you.

Amber Stout, Grand Rapids, MI

You know you live in Michigan when you have worn shorts and a coat at the same time.

It’s beset not to open your mouth when spraying perfume or hair spray.

It's possible to be tongue - tied (literally attached). I was.

Cassie Villarreal, Wyoming, MI

“The lord is near to the brokenhearted and saves those who are crushed in spirit.”
                                                                 -Psalm

“The greatest piece of advice I can think to pass on is to find someone, anyone, who cares about you and loves you no matter what. A friend when the rest of the world shuts you out.”

“Tell them to look up. Tell them to remember the stars”
                                                                 - Renee TWLOHA

Kevin Wilks, 44th and Burlingame - ish, Wyoming, MI

“Let he who is without sin be the first to cast a stone at her.”
                                      - John ?: ?


“Who are you to judge? What makes you better? Everybody makes mistakes and everybody has their faults. To pick at someone else’s faults is hypocrisy, which is the worst of all sins.”
Kevin Wilks, 44th and Burlingame - ish, Wyoming, MI

Anonymous

“I am not perfect, nor will I strive to be.”
                                         - Justin Furstenfeld of Blue October

Kurt, Downtown, GR

If the putt never gets to the hole, It will never go in.

Britany, Holland.

Smooth sailing, never made a skillful sailor...

Deanna, Middleville

The secret to happiness is comfortable shoes.

Valeial Phillip, Grand Rapids, MI

Success is measured not by the lining of one's pocketbook but by the number of connections and quality of the friends they keep.

p.s. Who is John Galt?

Claire Helakoski, Lawton, MI

If you're going to cry yourself a river, build yourself a boat.

C. Adams.

Red is such an angry colour.

JSprite

Never in the History of the Human Race has Water ever been Free.

Drew Phillippy

Integrity really is the element that we percieve in art that makes us decide that it is good. It is not the tangible things such as gence or style. It is integrity that counts the most.
and somehow... it can be felt. 

Anonymous

Thank you and come again!

Anonymous

I like you as moon but don't leave me alone.
I don't want be alone, I don't bbe alone.

I am very weak toward you
ask me why?

bbecause you take my soule,
soule, soule.

but listen thats not mean you will controt my life

I am like a free bird
but you know what I will leave my heart with you

but remember one time I will take it and leave you alone, alone, alone.

Chris

Carry me caravan take me away, take me to Portugal, take me to Spain, Andalucia with fields full of grain. I have to see you again and again.

Jessica Nader

If you are ever lost in the woods... Do not eat the red berries.......

Stefan palka, Boring Grand Rapids

If you put too many items in a skillet, the items won't brown. Important for mushrooms.

Ashlyn Jade, Coldwater, MI

Hatred does not cease by hatred, but only by live.
                                    - Buddha

Dalla McCulloch, Eastown, GR

The most populated one syllable named city in the USA is Flint, MI.

V

Its really hard to forgive sometimes, but worth it!

Julian

It’s Tuesday, so the my beautiful Kava House wonder is working.
She’s quite a woman.
Alas, I shall never know her.

Anonymous

Bob Dylan was the first person to introduce the Beatles to Pot

Simone, K-zoo, MI

There are more stars than grains of sand in the world.

Anonymous

The pen is on my pants-
The pen is on my pants.
Where the pen is, I do not know
The pen is not on my pants.

Mike, Tamuuing, Guam/ GR

You can accomplish and succeed in everything that you put your mind to, but if you neglect to love and spend time with family and friends, it is all meaningless.

Andrew Julian, New Hampshire, Eastown, GR.

Remember the Fifth of November.
                        -John Lennon

Goy Fawkes night is a holiday held on the evening of Nov 5. to mark the failure of a plot to blow up the Houses of parliament in London in 1605.

Mark, Rochester

Whatever you build in life, spend most of your time on the foundation or structure. The extra time spent at the beginning will pay off in big dividends.

J Clark, your mom’s house

Turkey’s are so stupid, they can drown in the rain.

Joe

“Give me a big one
Grey, tusky long nose fellow
Where can I hide him”

Sean O’Connor, Cherry Hill

Haiku for you

“Sunshine smacks bear ass
It is smokey in the woods
Magnifying glass”

“Flap happy Fruit Bat
Smack into my skull and scream
Don’t snack on my scalp”

Clauielle (cannot read the last name, sorry!), Fuller and Fulton, GR

“... and those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music”
                                                                  -Nietzsche

Jesse Kolberg, Heritage Hill

“Science can’t suck however it can have vacuum like properties!!!”

Janet Foal, visiting heritage Hills, From Fort Wayne, IN

1. Flowers will produce more blooms when you pick off the dead parts.
2. The internet was inverted and became available to the public in 1993.
3. Ancient Greek and Roman sculptures were originally painted, not the pure white they are today. 
4. The most prized Greek sculptures were bronze metal; very few are left due to being melted down for weapons

Anonymous

Ze Mee - Crofeelm ees een ze coppee cup z’at ees at your nine o’clock!

Ashlee Vinson, Grand Rapids, MI.

The reason one uses the term “layed” for describing a sexual encounter is because of Chicago’s most famous bordello called The Everleigh Club located in Chicago’s South Side Levee district.

The original phrase was “Getting Evesleighghed”, which was subsecquiently shortened and vulgarized.

“Getting Evenleighed” to “Getting layed”

and now you knowww!