Monday, June 21, 2010
Monday, June 14, 2010
Chris
There are three kinds of people. Those who can count and those who can't.
I see said the blind man as he picked up his hammer and saw.
How Far is up?
E = MC2
There is nothing funny about being serious.
Smile
I see said the blind man as he picked up his hammer and saw.
How Far is up?
E = MC2
There is nothing funny about being serious.
Smile
Paul, E. Fulton
God is Love!
Read I Corinthians 13 and substitute the world "God" for the word "Love" (in Wuest Expanded translation is best) and see what you get!
Read I Corinthians 13 and substitute the world "God" for the word "Love" (in Wuest Expanded translation is best) and see what you get!
Joi, down twon GR!
The first vibrator was created to cure housewives of an anxiety disorder, needless to say, it became quite the household commodity.
Tarah, NW side!
President Taft got stuck in the bath tub at the White House. So he ordered for a larger tub.
Nkondo?
"So Ndi So"
(That is that)
Good idea about the book!
Scott Woanen, Ottowa Hills, Grand Rapids
Now God's just too damn busy running the universe to be worrying about a dirty old man like me. And all the shit I ever did wrong, and all the shit I plan on doing,in this life it doesn't mean a thing.
Friday, June 11, 2010
Andre, J, phillips
Hello, My name is Andre, J, Phillips and I am an aspiring inventor/ reinventor. And when I was in the Grand Rapids Main Library I was letting my fingers do the walking through the Astronomy section and a book jumped out at me. It is title “The Big Splat; or how the moon came to be” by Dana Mackenzie. When I was skimming through the book I got to a chart on pages 170-171.
At that moment my life completely changed forever. I know how to solve it. When I read that chart it totally blew my mind. After reading it I had to sign up for the introductory Astronomy telecoms at the Community College. Who knew that science still had mysteries that haven’t been solved already?
I live in Jenison email me at: thedukeofyawn@warpmail.net or take a survey at www.votinggalxy.com. It is extra ordinary science.
I also recommend the movie title “The Dish” and the books titled “Many Skies” by Arthur upgren and “In the Blink of an Eye” by Ididnns Who.
You can find the first two at the Grand apids Main library and the third at theGrandville Library.
Enjoy.
At that moment my life completely changed forever. I know how to solve it. When I read that chart it totally blew my mind. After reading it I had to sign up for the introductory Astronomy telecoms at the Community College. Who knew that science still had mysteries that haven’t been solved already?
I live in Jenison email me at: thedukeofyawn@warpmail.net or take a survey at www.votinggalxy.com. It is extra ordinary science.
I also recommend the movie title “The Dish” and the books titled “Many Skies” by Arthur upgren and “In the Blink of an Eye” by Ididnns Who.
You can find the first two at the Grand apids Main library and the third at theGrandville Library.
Enjoy.
Teion M. Crews, Grand Rapids, MI.
Winners make it happen’ losers, let it happen.. Be a winner and make it happen! It feels better being a winner, than a loser!!!
Anonymous
Trust no bitches you’ll get fucked over lust Bro.
Drive slow so your ex-hces (was hard to read this word, if it is not right, sorry.) can witness what they had.
Drive slow so your ex-hces (was hard to read this word, if it is not right, sorry.) can witness what they had.
Tom Campbell, Westside.
Lady Astor once observed that Winston Churchill was Drunk at a party they both were attending and told him as much to which Mr Churchill replied “My dear madam, i maybe drunk but your ugly. In the morning I’ll be sober but you’ll still be ugly!”
Seuer Ajim (Lutter’s daughter)
I love working. I worked a lot for the festival. It is fun. I run the cash register and I’m only 10 3/4. If anyone thinks that I’m being forced to work, that is 100% incorrect. I choose to work, I have a choice of staying home and working. I choose to work because I help my parents, I don’t get too many breaks because I have to work.
Maggie Howard - Heritage Hill
Life sucks, thats what’s so wonderful about it.
“As soon as you’re born you start dying so you might as well have a good time”
Cake
“As soon as you’re born you start dying so you might as well have a good time”
Cake
Orlando DexaRosa (It was hard to spell your last name... sorry if it is wrong.) (Tony)
Amy Primm, I love you!!!
Zac Thiel, Wealthy Street
“I got a hand
So I got a fist
So I got a plan
It’s the best that I can do
You say it’s in God’s hands?
Well God doesn’t always have
the best Goddamn plans, does He?”
-Wolf Parade
Facebook.com/smokingcrocodilercords
So I got a fist
So I got a plan
It’s the best that I can do
You say it’s in God’s hands?
Well God doesn’t always have
the best Goddamn plans, does He?”
-Wolf Parade
Facebook.com/smokingcrocodilercords
Amber Stout, Grand Rapids, MI
You know you live in Michigan when you have worn shorts and a coat at the same time.
It’s beset not to open your mouth when spraying perfume or hair spray.
It's possible to be tongue - tied (literally attached). I was.
It’s beset not to open your mouth when spraying perfume or hair spray.
It's possible to be tongue - tied (literally attached). I was.
Cassie Villarreal, Wyoming, MI
“The lord is near to the brokenhearted and saves those who are crushed in spirit.”
-Psalm
“The greatest piece of advice I can think to pass on is to find someone, anyone, who cares about you and loves you no matter what. A friend when the rest of the world shuts you out.”
“Tell them to look up. Tell them to remember the stars”
- Renee TWLOHA
-Psalm
“The greatest piece of advice I can think to pass on is to find someone, anyone, who cares about you and loves you no matter what. A friend when the rest of the world shuts you out.”
“Tell them to look up. Tell them to remember the stars”
- Renee TWLOHA
Kevin Wilks, 44th and Burlingame - ish, Wyoming, MI
“Let he who is without sin be the first to cast a stone at her.”
- John ?: ?
“Who are you to judge? What makes you better? Everybody makes mistakes and everybody has their faults. To pick at someone else’s faults is hypocrisy, which is the worst of all sins.”
Kevin Wilks, 44th and Burlingame - ish, Wyoming, MI
- John ?: ?
“Who are you to judge? What makes you better? Everybody makes mistakes and everybody has their faults. To pick at someone else’s faults is hypocrisy, which is the worst of all sins.”
Kevin Wilks, 44th and Burlingame - ish, Wyoming, MI
Valeial Phillip, Grand Rapids, MI
Success is measured not by the lining of one's pocketbook but by the number of connections and quality of the friends they keep.
p.s. Who is John Galt?
p.s. Who is John Galt?
Drew Phillippy
Integrity really is the element that we percieve in art that makes us decide that it is good. It is not the tangible things such as gence or style. It is integrity that counts the most.
and somehow... it can be felt.
and somehow... it can be felt.
Anonymous
I like you as moon but don't leave me alone.
I don't want be alone, I don't bbe alone.
I am very weak toward you
ask me why?
bbecause you take my soule,
soule, soule.
but listen thats not mean you will controt my life
I am like a free bird
but you know what I will leave my heart with you
but remember one time I will take it and leave you alone, alone, alone.
I don't want be alone, I don't bbe alone.
I am very weak toward you
ask me why?
bbecause you take my soule,
soule, soule.
but listen thats not mean you will controt my life
I am like a free bird
but you know what I will leave my heart with you
but remember one time I will take it and leave you alone, alone, alone.
Chris
Carry me caravan take me away, take me to Portugal, take me to Spain, Andalucia with fields full of grain. I have to see you again and again.
Stefan palka, Boring Grand Rapids
If you put too many items in a skillet, the items won't brown. Important for mushrooms.
Wednesday, June 9, 2010
Julian
It’s Tuesday, so the my beautiful Kava House wonder is working.
She’s quite a woman.
Alas, I shall never know her.
She’s quite a woman.
Alas, I shall never know her.
Anonymous
The pen is on my pants-
The pen is on my pants.
Where the pen is, I do not know
The pen is not on my pants.
The pen is on my pants.
Where the pen is, I do not know
The pen is not on my pants.
Mike, Tamuuing, Guam/ GR
You can accomplish and succeed in everything that you put your mind to, but if you neglect to love and spend time with family and friends, it is all meaningless.
Andrew Julian, New Hampshire, Eastown, GR.
Remember the Fifth of November.
-John Lennon
Goy Fawkes night is a holiday held on the evening of Nov 5. to mark the failure of a plot to blow up the Houses of parliament in London in 1605.
-John Lennon
Goy Fawkes night is a holiday held on the evening of Nov 5. to mark the failure of a plot to blow up the Houses of parliament in London in 1605.
Mark, Rochester
Whatever you build in life, spend most of your time on the foundation or structure. The extra time spent at the beginning will pay off in big dividends.
Sean O’Connor, Cherry Hill
Haiku for you
“Sunshine smacks bear ass
It is smokey in the woods
Magnifying glass”
“Flap happy Fruit Bat
Smack into my skull and scream
Don’t snack on my scalp”
“Sunshine smacks bear ass
It is smokey in the woods
Magnifying glass”
“Flap happy Fruit Bat
Smack into my skull and scream
Don’t snack on my scalp”
Clauielle (cannot read the last name, sorry!), Fuller and Fulton, GR
“... and those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music”
-Nietzsche
-Nietzsche
Tuesday, June 8, 2010
Janet Foal, visiting heritage Hills, From Fort Wayne, IN
- Flowers will produce more blooms when you pick off the dead parts.
- The internet was inverted and became available to the public in 1993.
- Ancient Greek and Roman sculptures were originally painted, not the pure white they are today.
- The most prized Greek sculptures were bronze metal; very few are left due to being melted down for weapons
Ashlee Vinson, Grand Rapids, MI.
The reason one uses the term “layed” for describing a sexual encounter is because of Chicago’s most famous bordello called The Everleigh Club located in Chicago’s South Side Levee district.
The original phrase was “Getting Evesleighghed”, which was subsecquiently shortened and vulgarized.
“Getting Evenleighed” to “Getting layed”
and now you knowww!
The original phrase was “Getting Evesleighghed”, which was subsecquiently shortened and vulgarized.
“Getting Evenleighed” to “Getting layed”
and now you knowww!
Anonymous
Cheese: Proof that there is indeed a God
Puppies: proof that this God indeed loves us.
If someone reads this and likes neither cheese or puppies... well. I don’t think that is possible.
Puppies: proof that this God indeed loves us.
If someone reads this and likes neither cheese or puppies... well. I don’t think that is possible.
Kevin Harris (age 20), Grand Rapids.
The paper developed before the 20th century lasts longer than the paper we make today because of the acidic qualities of the wood we use and the process it is made by.
Marcia R. Harris, SE Grand Rapids.
The best predictors of health in the United States are income and education.
(My sister told me that cause I couldn’t think of one. I hope that’s not cheating.)
Here’s one of my own: In some cultures such as the Mayan Yucatecl the first gray hair is celebrated as a new “coming of wisdom” and elevates a person to a higher level of respect.
Ps. we need a new pen. this one sometimes dies... never mind my dad said it was the grease on the paper... oops...
(My sister told me that cause I couldn’t think of one. I hope that’s not cheating.)
Here’s one of my own: In some cultures such as the Mayan Yucatecl the first gray hair is celebrated as a new “coming of wisdom” and elevates a person to a higher level of respect.
Ps. we need a new pen. this one sometimes dies... never mind my dad said it was the grease on the paper... oops...
Clint Harris, Southeast Grand Rapids.
Background: I am a genitive physician. I have treated hundreds of patients on hospice and compelled hundreds of death certificates. My father is presently under hospice care.
This is like a long swim in Lake Michigan compared to splashing water on my face.
This is like a long swim in Lake Michigan compared to splashing water on my face.
Christina Harris (age25), Grand Rapids
“Turkish coffee is made with finely ground coffee beans boiled on the stove... cowboy style, and flavored with cardamom and sugar. It is served in cute little cups.”
Todd Ronelgien (Sometimes I don’t know what to feel)
“Sometimes i just feel so afraid, but I know that no one else has it made, so if I just believe in myself, I don’t need help from nobody else and I can make it out and watch another day dawn.”
-To be continued...
-To be continued...
Drew Thicl, GR, MI.
- “The universe is shaped exactly like the earth, if you go straight a a long enough you’ll end up where you were”
-Modest mouse 3 rd Planet
- Nothing beats being at home with your family.
- Mike Powell is awesome!
June Rayburn, GR, MI.
“Did you know that the wind, when it blows, it is older than Rome and our joy and our sorrow!”
“Don’t forget what you’ve learned all you give is returned and if life seems absurd, what you need is some laughter.”
“In truth, the forest hears each sound, each bade of grass as it lies down.
The world requires no audience, no witnesses.”
All by Bright Eyes
“Don’t forget what you’ve learned all you give is returned and if life seems absurd, what you need is some laughter.”
“In truth, the forest hears each sound, each bade of grass as it lies down.
The world requires no audience, no witnesses.”
All by Bright Eyes
Will, GR
out and the response is anything other than an emphatic “Yes,” just walk away. Pretend it never happened.
Will, GR
Will, GR
Karen Karen, Downtown GR.
You don’t need to fear despair. Accept it as part of life. Optimism and “moving on” and “hard work” can cloud reality. FEEL!
Cynthia, Grand Rapids
Duct tape for women:
An easy way to hem your pants to any length you need for any shoe height. nobody needs to know and if need, it becomes a unique conversation piece.
An easy way to hem your pants to any length you need for any shoe height. nobody needs to know and if need, it becomes a unique conversation piece.
Darika Burt
Live you life to the fullest everyday and Cherish it like its your last. Keep your head up and lift people’s spirit
Amy Johnson, EGR
Music is amazing it can lift your spirit when your down or bring your spirit down when your feeling good. Anyway, live like their is no tomorrow and listen to music always.
Beverly, Rockford, MI
The word of God is living and active, Sharper than any double-edged sword. It penetrates, even to dividing soul and spirit, joint and marrow. It judges the thoughts and attitudes of the heart (Heb 4:12) or (heb 12:4)
Danny Sleillman (age 9)
“Always keep your eyes open, because, if you keep em’ closed, you might get lost”
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